Dear Shinigami,

So far this year you have taken away my dearest friend, Cortana, my favorite dancer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, my favorite singer Stephen Gately and my favorite actor Farah Fawcett.
Just so you know, my favorite politician is Barrack Obama.

Regards,

@LightYoruichi

Source of article: THE DEVIN'S ADVOCATE: WHY BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE

With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat.

Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.

Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.

Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!

The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Oh wait, I missed something. Edward is completely freaked out about the baby, fearing it will kill Bella. He tries to convince her to get an abortion (but seriously, how could she? Vampires are tough to kill even in this shitty series), and goes so far as asking Native American wolfboy Jacob to impregnate his wife so that she can have the baby she desperately wants. I'm dizzy with how ridiculous this is, and we're just getting started.

Eventually the baby starts to get born and Bella is dying. The baby has telepathy, by the way, so everybody can read its thoughts while it's in the womb, and it turns out to have an essentially adult mind. Like Alia in Dune; I would accuse Stephenie Meyer of ripping this off, but anyone who thinks that Meyer might have read Frank Herbert has never been within spitting distance of Twilight. The woman is a moron. 

In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie.

Once the baby is out, Bella gets vamped by Edward, as she's about to die at any moment. Then comes the most astonishing turn of events in 21st century literature, and possibly in the entire history of awful fiction aimed at tweens: Jacob the werewolf, who has been madly in love with Bella, sees the new baby girl and immediately imprints on her. What this means, in layman's terms, is that he falls in love with the baby.

I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby.

The book makes no bones about this; while Jacob doesn't want to fuck the baby right off the bat, he can't stand to be away from it and visits everyday. His love has been transferred from Bella to the baby (who has the tongue shattering name Renesmee), and because of the science behind imprinting he'll love her forever. So one day he's going to stick his wolf dick in this girl that he see as a bloody newborn. Romance is not dead, it's just being abused by insane Mormon writers.

There's more in Breaking Dawn - the Volturi come back, for one thing - but these are the main amazing events that demand this book to be turned into a film. I will not rest until I have seen a movie in which a werewolf falls in love with a baby. Hell, once I've seen a werewolf fall in love with a baby I may quit movie watching - I will have seen the ultimate culmination of a century of cinema. The entire film of Breaking Dawn would play like the weirdest exploitation film since Doris Wishman died - brutal sex, bizarre body horror, unbelievable pedophilia.

A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.

Credits: Devin Faraci

It has been a long time coming, but the Nokia E75 has now had its first major firmware update, to v201.12.01 (from v110.x). There are new features and a mountain of bug fixes and optimisations - it's an impressive update and I've included a summarised changelog below. It's a 153MB update via NSU and isn't available yet 'over the air' in the UK, possibly because it involves so many changes. Comments welcome on availability in your country.

How a guy who lost his wife, deals with his grief through his wife's broken camera.
He realized that when his dad took his picture, he was "pulled" into his wife's camera. So he asked his dad to scroll the collection till the picture of his wife, and asked him to leave him alone there, in the picture, with his wife so that he can stay with her forever.

So…..what if you were restricted in the real world to only 140 Characters? The office might be a sticky place.

Jane says it's a long way out
I'm gonna make it out
Cause
I'm about
Jane says it's a long way out
I'm gonna make it out

I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart
He said that's nowhere close enough but it's a damn good start
I wrote the secret that I buried on the wishing well wall
He said I've seen one... it follows that I've seen them all
We spoke of human destination in a perfect world
Derived the nature of the universe (found it unfulfilled)
As I took him in my arms he screamed I'm not insane
I'm just looking for someone to understand my pain...

It's a long way out...
I'm gonna make it out

// The Devil In The Wishing Well - Five For Fighting //

I, shed a tear when i saw this trailer.

This is a trailer of the live action version of Halo 3: ODST [Orbital Drop Shock Trooper]. ODST is an elite group of UNSC Marines that specialize in special warfare tactics. Their method of infiltration by orbital drop allows them to conduct missions against targets that other conventional forces cannot approach undetected. They, are different from those Spartans, who went through a series of mechanical and biological augmentation.

When this elite squad were introduced in Halo, it was the 105th Orbital Drop Shock Trooper Division, nicknamed "Helljumpers" that made the appearance.

I hope that they'll come out with the Halo movie soon, although i heard rumors of it being canceled =[



Updates:
FULL TRAILER

So yea, if you haven't heard it yet. It's true, Disney just bought over Marvel for approximately $4 billion.

Source: The New York Times

They even came out with this pictures, although funny but i'd like to see if it could come true








Anyway, I bet they gonna make a whole lots of money.... And i'm looking forward for a Disney's Origin: Goofy.

Fake

You’re a selfish fake
Everything about you is fake
Everything you say is a lie
Girl was I a fool
To believe you
Save your apologizes
I don’t need them
I don’t need you

Dream

I dream I dream a funny dream
Of roses black and skies green
Of orange trees and purple bees
Of flying pigs and
Dead stars
Of fake dreams and magenta beams
Of black water
And the Equator hotter
Of wired cells
And soundless bells
Of empty streets
And car's fleets
Of loving people and flaming skies
And someone telling me all these are
A BUNCH OF LIES

MasterChief's ride is here, baybeh!

*giddy*

*giddy*

LOL yes that's what I felt when i saw this pictures. Xbox Australia team have bought the the Warthog from WETA Workshop over to promote the launch of Halo 3 ODST. And there's also a Halo movie coming around the corner soon.

This is the puppy that was built for the now famous Halo Movie shorts.

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The truth might hurt, but lies…lies could kill.

Lies were like a thief in the night, cloaked in stealth.

They waited for the perfect opportunity to pounce, slit the liar’s throat, and punish him or her for their sins and grievances. It seemed that no matter where a liar ran, to whom they ran , or how they tried to clean up their act…lies waited, leering and gleeful, to exact their pound of flesh. Lies always made the liar constantly look over his or her shoulder, paranoid and restless; even when liars thought they were safe, they weren’t.

I stare outside my window and check on my phone,
Why does it seem like I'm so alone?
I look at the clock then nod my head,
No wonder, everyone's already off to bed,
I tap my fingers on my computer,
I think I actually need a tutor,
That is to teach me how to organize,
My life, my priorities, my schedule size,
PFFT, I think cos I definately know,
It's not like I have a schedule so,
Maybe I should try to do something about it,
Every idea is like a candle that should be lit,
I look outside my window once again,
It looks like it's about to cloud and rain,
I stare at the computer screen for a while,
If I do this every night could I turn senile?
My eyes hurt, I guess I've been online too long,
Time for me to close my eyes and turn on a song,
But what song, should I listen to,
Something upbeat and energetic or something to soothe,
Man, I think that no song seems just right,
Looks like I'm in for no sleep tonight.

Have you been in a place once before time,
Before you knew that you once had a life?
That the scenery was all so nostalgic,
That you almost felt like you were for once home?

The moment you close your eyes,
A soft touch of the wind,
Felt from within a touch on your cheek,
As pure and as divine that it froze your mind,

A place where you could hide,
When the world was cruel and fate seemed ill,
A place where your tears will be wiped,
A comfort touch, yet again, on your cheek,

Well, I do remember those feelings,
The only place where I know that I can lie to rest,
To hide myself from the cruel beatings from outside,
Back into your arms, back into your heart,

Even when I stand up by myself this time,
I will remember those touch as soft as yours,
That gave me the will to look up the sky,
And show to the world, that I remember who I am.

I took this shit from here, Voicemail from a Crazy Stalker - Emails from Crazy People

Message 1:
Hey Olga, it’s Dimitri.

Sorry I had to leave such a rushed message with you when we met the other day. I just wanted to quickly give you my phone number, and I had to get the heck out of the area. In any event, I figured I had better leave you a more detailed message and explain why I approached you. I am single. I have no trouble meeting women; I mean, women approach me six or seven times a day. But I’m very particular about what I like. You’re an extremely elegant woman. I couldn’t take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous — even if they say they weren’t, they were envious of the fact that I approached you, and I was very taken by you. Elegant women are very rare. I’m Greek and I’m very particular about what I like. So I’m giving you an opportunity here. I don’t know if you picked up the message on the weekend but I’m working on a movie script so I’m pretty much around all weekend doing that, I left you my number…

This looks like a land line, and if it is you may not get the message till Monday. But when you do, call me and we’ll get together for coffee and chat and let the romance begin. You looked very taken aback by my approach, and I hope that it isn’t timidness, I hope it was just a little bit of shock at being approached so directly. Because I don’t really date timid women, because I’m a very direct, very passionate, very assertive man, and I want a woman who is very independent and strong. So…anyway we’ll talk about that, but I just wanted to formally introduce myself, now I have. I believe the ball in your court. You call me as soon as you have the courage to. Okay, Olga? Talk to you soon, bye.

Message 2:

Hi there, Olga it’s Dimitri calling again, the guy from the street.
I left you a message several days ago you said you were interested. Now, here’s the way I work. I don’t like leaving second messages but I like you, you’re a very elegant woman, you’re very attractive, but, you know, I don’t play that game. I know your friends tell you not to return calls; you’re playing games like you see in stupid TV shows. So here’s how it’s gonna work. It is now 4:30 on Wednesday. Now I’ll assume, I’ll assume that you’ve already left work, because, you know, some people leave work early, and I’ll grant you that. But if I do not receive a phone call back from you by 3 o’clock Thursday afternoon I’m no longer interested and you can erase your number. I don’t play games like that. I’m completely single, I’m very intelligent, I’m great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch. I’ve only been single four months; I had a long distance relationship you know went a year, it’s very tough to maintain it like that and it didn’t work out; there’s nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him. So I’m giving you the three o’clock deadline. If I don’t hear from you, you lose my number — I’m erasing yours right now, so you won’t be hearing back from me.

So that’s it: three o’clock tomorrow, or you can just completely forget it.

Now I understand if you’ve got other issues, like maybe you’re not playing games, maybe you’ve had I don’t know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, you’re going to chemo…maybe you’re just a person who’s extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you’re on some medication for that…I don’t know, there could be another issue that I’m not aware of. But nobody says “Call me,” hands a person a business card and then doesn’t return calls. It’s extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder. And you let me know, if you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression; I’m not interested, okay. But if you’re psychologically normal, and you haven’t called me because there’s been some horrible thing that’s happened in your life which prevented you, that’s fine. But otherwise? Don’t call me. Okay, bye.

If you have internet access this week, you’ve probably heard about this strange 4chan vs. AT&T situation.  And if you surf 4chan regularly, you'd probably know the real definition of an asshole, really is.  This AT&T/net neutrality/4chan/revenge story is getting far deeper reach, traffic and attention than almost any other story in 4chan history.

In brief, sometime Sunday 7/26/09 AT&T blocked access to two of 4chan’s popular imageboards – the random board /b/ and its anti-repost brother board /r9k/ (Don’t click on those, extremely NSFW and your heart will hurt).  AT&T consumers began reporting the blocked access in the early afternoon, and the imageboards weren’t accessible until midnight.  In that time, the sensational, Orwellian “AT&T Blocks 4chan” story was rapidly spreading throughout Digg, Reddit, Slashdot and Twitter.  So was “AT&T Reportedly Blocks 4chan – This Is Going To Get Ugly” by TechCrunch and “AT&T Has Managed To Piss Off The Wrong Bunch of Web-Nerds” by Gawker.  It’s good to see that the major tech blogs get the picture, as those titles portray 4chan in an appropriately dangerous manner.  The threat that Anonymous poses reminds me of Fight Club:

For about an hour, members of 4chan were disappointed and upset that their favorite site was no longer accessible via iPhone.  A few of them threw in the towel rather early.

As expected, the sobering anti-lulz quickly evolved into vengeful and malicious intent.  A thread on the /b/ imageboard gave birth to the idea that 4chan should ’strike back’ the way that they do best – introducing Operation Exhaust Port.

The object of Operation Exhaust Port:

1) Stock drops as rumour spreads
2) Anonymous buys stock when the lull hits
3) Stock bounces back when it becomes apparent rumours are false
4)

5) PROFIT!!!

The only problem. . . well, one of the problems with Operation Exhaust Port is that no one waited until Tuesday to start spreading the rumors.  By Sunday night, the faux news hit Twitter, Digg and all of the other social sharing sites just as fast as the first story did.

Twitter search results for “AT&T+CEO” – some were savvy to the troll job, others weren’t.

So this week there’s a whole mess of content and rumors being passed around and shared.  Some news sources report on the blocked content story, some are on the alleged death of the AT&T CEO, and then smart blogs tell the entire story (ie. here).  AT&T did offer a press release on the matter, which you can read in its entirety here.  To paraphrase, they say that:

Beginning Friday, an AT&T customer was impacted by a denial-of-service attack stemming from IP addresses connected to img.4chan.org. To prevent this attack from disrupting service for the impacted AT&T customer, and to prevent the attack from spreading to impact our other customers, AT&T temporarily blocked access to the IP addresses in question for our customers. This action was in no way related to the content at img.4chan.org; our focus was on protecting our customers from malicious traffic.

Now, this is the counter point to the Orwellian accusations that AT&T was filtering content.  The imageboards in question do indeed usually feature hacking tricks (hax), NSFW images (CP) and highly offensive and hateful content (lulz), so there is a cloud of thought that says the world would be a better place without access to the site.  The internet would defend even 4chan, however, if ISPs actually told us what sites we can and cannot visit.  No disrespect toward China or Tehran, of course – they have it a lot worse.

Anyway, AT&T is saying that there was a DDoS attack in progress by way of an IP address linked to 4chan, and that it had to be blocked to prevent spreading the attack.  In layman’s terms, someone faked/hacked/used the 4chan IP address to attack someone else’s page/account/profile on the AT&T network, so AT&T blocked img.4chan.org and angered the Anonymous.

On Monday, 4chan owner moot posted a response to the whole situation on the 4chan status blog.  Says moot:

In the end, this wasn’t a sinister act of censorship, but rather a bit of a mistake and a poorly executed, disproportionate response on AT&T’s part. Whoever pulled the trigger on blackholing the site probably didn’t anticipate [nor intend] the consequences of doing so.

The word of moot more or less puts the 4chan vs. AT&T war on hold.  Between his response and the AT&T press release, things are settled for now.

So What?

Yet another large company runs into 4chan and falls flat on its ass.  Some say that its “just a bunch of kids” on the internet and that such trivial things do not concern a multi million dollar company.  I’ve recently been writing about how Oprah (Harpo, whatever), Time Magazine and  AT&T were made to be epic n00bs by 4chan.  What is this trend all about?  Who’s next?  AT&T can tell the media that they weren’t affected financially by all of this, but between the coverage of AT&T/net neutrality and the reports of their CEO dying, they can’t have been pleased with what happened here.  That’s bad digital PR at its finest.

I don’t want to just sling mud and laugh at these corporate follies.  I wish I had the chance to help them make the right choices.  Ideally there would always be someone internally at every company who is truly web savvy enough to suggest a good strategy or crafty online PR move – but that’s extremely rare.  Most of the time, digital PR services are outsourced to an agency.

With that said, it genuinely disturbs me to think that there are successful social media agencies and digital marketing firms out there that choke when they deal with the fangs of the internet’s dark side – but they’re out there.  If I were on the client side of the table and an agency tried to sell me their ‘monitoring’ services or claims that they will ‘protect’ my brand’s online reputation, I’d be extremely critical of their practices.  Clients pay thousands to have a bunch of punk college interns compile Twitter and blog post mentions for their brand so they can red flag any harmful mentions (yeah, even in this economy).

Many agency digital PR ‘protection’ services are like the health insurance business model:  monthly payment, monthly payment, monthly payment, *serious incident* – oh wait . . . we don’t cover that, tab’s on you.  What happens when things get really bad?  Personally I’d administer a one-question open-answer critical thinking test to any social media agency before I hire them:

Someone in my company has upset the members of the /b/ board.  Not only is my employee targeted personally, but they are hatefully smearing my brand’s online reputation as well.  What do we do?

To be honest, sometimes you’ll need intricate innovation and stategy, other times it might just warrant one well-written press release.  If you charged $1,000 it would be one dollar for writing the press release and $999 for knowing how to deal with 4chan.

If an agency can answer that question appropriately, then they deserve to handle a major corporate account.

Sources:

Twitter, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Insurgency.info, 4chan.org

Yasmin Ahmad

1958-2009

First Michael Jackson, now Yasmin Ahmad. The good, as it seems, always die young.

Madam Yas, your creative genius, your humility, bravery, passion, compassion and your power to touch every living being will always be remembered. You make me proud to be Malaysian. You, in my opinion, are the one true Malaysian. May your work and your heritage continue to inspire us to be better Malaysians and human beings. Thanks from the deepest ebbs of our hearts for your unique touch.

-Rest In Peace-

Works:

Films

• Rabun(My Failing Eyesight)


• Sepet(Chinese Eye)


• Gubra (Anxiety)


• Mukhsin


• Muallaf (The Convert)


• Talentime (2009)

Commercials

• Yuzy (2000) Petronas Road Safety Campaign


• Vas Dentures (2000) Celcom


• Tan Hong Ming In Love (2007) Petronas Merdeka Day commercial


• Family (2008) for the Singaporean Ministry of Community Development, Youth and Sports


• Funeral (2009) for the Singaporean Ministry of Community Development, Youth and Sports

Awards and nominations

• Malaysia Video Awards for Best Director (1999) - Forgiving Petronas commercial


• Association of Accredited Advertising Agents Malaysia's Golden Kancil Award for Best Advertising Agency (1999/2000)


• Malaysia Video Awards silver award for Best Scriptwriting (2000)Yuzy Petronas Road Safety Campaign


• Malaysia Video Awards bronze award for Best Scriptwriting (2000)Vas Dentures Celcom


• Malaysian Film Festival awards for Most Original Story and Best Film (2005) Sepet


• Malaysia Film Festival awards for Best Screenplay and Best Film (2006) Gubra


• Berlin International Film Festival Grand Prix award by the Kinderfilmfest International Jury and Generation K-Plus Crystal Bear Special Mention (2007) Mukhsin

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I'm having an epiphany. Yes, a freaking motherfucking epiphany, of her. She don't like me. And i never saw through it. FUCK, i mean.....

Life sucks, it truly does.
I need to talk to someone.

This page is a work in progress
But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later.
Or maybe not. Should they choose the latter, by 12/12/2012, this page will not exist anymore.
Now, go away!
This page will be re-checked on The Day of Doom

“I remember reading somewhere about an organization called Procrastinators Anonymous. I think they had been in existence for some years but had never gotten around to having a meeting.” - Sage, 4Chan /b/

So I have like......3 more stuff to do on my list. But fuck, i mean, whenever I opened the webpage with a new determination to start on the job, my freaking mind wanders elsewhere.

So this is what i'm gonna do now.
1. MSN busy status, checked.
2. Block Entertainment Folder for Bookmark, checked.
3. *calls out to Candlejack*

4. Turns on my Media Player, with Alternative Rock genre filter on.
5. Logs off TwitterFox.

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What a skeletal wreck of a man this is
Translucent flesh and feeble bones
The kind of temple where the whores and villians try to tempt the holistic tones
Running rampant with free thought to free form the free and clear
And the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a laundromat to sift and focus on the bigger, better, NOW
We all have a little sin that needs venting, virtues for the rending and laws and systems and stems ripped from the branches of office do you know what your post entails?
Do you serve a purpose or purposely serve?
Wind down inside your adivistic allure, the value of a summer spent and a winter earned
For the rest of us there is always sunday
The day of the week that reeks of rest but all we do is catch our breath so we can wade naked into the bloody pool and place our hand on the big black book
To watch the knives zigzag between our aching fingers
A vacation is a countdown
T minus your life and counting
Time to drag your tongue across the sugar cube and hope you get a taste
WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS FOR?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
SHUT UP!
I could go on and on but let's move on shall we?
Say, you're me and I'm you and they all watch the things we do and like a smack of spite they threw me down the stairs haven't felt like this in years the great magnet of malicious magnanimous refuse
Let me go and plunge me into the dead spot again
That's where you go when theres no one else around it's just you and there was never anyone to begin with now was there?
Sanctimonious pretentious dastardly bastards with their thumb on the pulse and a finger on the trigger
CLASSIFIED MY ASS THAT'S A FUCKING SECRET AND YOU KNOW IT!
Government is another way to say better, than, you!
It's like ice but no pick a murder charge that won't stick its like a whole other world where you can smell the food
But you can't touch the silverware
*laughs* What luck!
Facism you can vote for
*snorts* Isn't that sweet
And were all gonna die someday 'cause that's the american way and I've drunk too much and said too little when you're gaffer taped in the middle say a prayer save face get yourself together and ( SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING!) SHUT UP! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
I'm sorry I could go on and on but its time to move on so
Remember, your a wreck an accident
Forget the freak your just nature
Keep the gun oiled and the temple clean
Shit, snort and blaspheme let the heads cool and the engine run because in the end everything we do, is just everything we've done.

WTHire Matured Woman or Man, age 50 - 60 for report card day

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Original Thread
/K/ Discussion Board

Originally, the thread was posted in Garage Sales. And after 2 pages of posting, @goldfries decided to kill the lulz and closed it.
Much persuasion later, he reopened it in Joke's Section.

1. “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among stars!” – Les Brown

Let’s get this popular piece of crap out of the way first, because you know what? Fuck your stars. If I wanted stars, I’d be aiming for stars. I aimed for the moon. And I’m certainly not about to let you bait and switch my life ambitions with some vague celestial analogy. How about something more realistic like “Shoot for the moon and prepare to be encompassed by crushing darkness when you miss.” or “Shoot for the treetops and while you’re up there, can you check the roof for your brother’s Frisbee?” This quote has probably been poetically scrawled in at least half of the classrooms of your childhood and does nothing but encourage acceptance of your inevitable life failures.

2. “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” – Your Parents/Guidance Counselor

Oh really? Let’s play out this recommendation in real life. Let’s say the job I want is that of an eccentric billionaire…and the job I have is lifeguarding at the local pool. Well I gotta tell you, it’s going to be increasingly difficult to tread water in this three piece suit and top hat. See, the problem with this stupid quote is that it assumes the job you have is somewhere in the realm of the job you want. But assuming your goal in life is not to become manager at whatever depressing hourly wage job you’re stuck at this summer, dressing for the job you actually want is more likely to get you fired than promoted. They’re not coming to the strip club to see you dressed as a kindergarten teacher. Wait. Nevermind, bad example…

3. “That which doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.” – Your Coach/Friedrich Nietzsche/Kanye West

False. Talk to someone who’s been hit by a car. Or had a massive stroke. Chances are that if something came close enough to killing you that people are sending you motivational greeting cards with kittens hanging from tree branches, you’re probably not coming out of this stronger. The exception, of course, is if your injury dictates the implantation of something metal in your body. Like some awesome steel rods in your back for example. But that quote should really be “that which doesn’t kill you will make getting through airport security really interesting.” Other exceptions include rapper 50 Cent, who taught us all that getting shot nine times will result in flawlessly chiseled abs.

4. “The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.” – proverb

Did you know that back before people could bitterly announce their deep discontent in their Live Journals and Facebook statuses, they sat around thinking up proverbs to piss of the parents that totally didn’t understand them? Okay, I just made that up. But it may as well be true because this quote is straight up emo. Most overused quotes and proverbs at least serve the purpose of being vaguely motivational, but this cliche is more of a gentle reassurance that if you think someone else’s life is better then you’re probably right. Think Brad is better at sports than you? He is. Think Stacy has a sweeter rack than yours? She totally does. If I’m complaining about my life and your only response is to assure me that I’m right, you’re a horrible friend. What you should be doing is heading to your stepdad’s garage. Because if the only thing standing between me and greener pastures is a fence than this, like most life problems, can be fixed with a chain saw.

5. “Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.” – James Dean

Right okay, but what if I’m not dead tomorrow. Now I’ve got to explain a $5,000 bar tab, the Shetland pony in my apartment, and the three male escorts in my trunk? If I’m dying today, my 21 year old bucket list is not nearly as poignant and touching as what this quote assumes it will be. I’m not gonna waste my last hours weeping with family members over what an outstanding individual I was or making some finals strides to end world hunger or sitting in a park pondering the exquisite beauty of life… I’m going to spend money I don’t have, steal things I don’t need, and–get this–change lanes without signaling. Plus I’d probably get that lower-back tattoo of a dolphin jumping over a sunset I’ve always wanted. And while all of these are perfectly acceptable behaviors for someone who is actually dying in the next 24 hours, it’ll make one hell of a court date for someone who isn’t.

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The hottest issue in Malaysia today is Teo Beng Hock’s death at the MACC building. And the above, is what some Malaysian thinks happened actually in the meeting room.

The scene comes from the movie "Der Untergang" (Downfall) casting Bruno Ganz (an Austrian actor) as Adolf Hitler.

The entire history of the Internet has been building to this;


RICK ROCK'ED LOLOLOL

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I saw this yesterday, the below is the original version of the video. Now let's view it.

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Not 24 hours later, they came out with a few, rather funny versions of it.

Ninja Version, by barelypolitical
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The Uncensored version, by asathecomic
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Well, next time Obama comes down to Malaysia, I certainly hope that he can come down to one of our Mamak Stall and do some Fly-Swatting Ninja.

Plumeria - Hana Uta - is the theme song of the new Gokusen movie

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Single: プルメリア ～花唄～ Plumeria - Hana Uta -

Singers: Aqua Times

Album: Plumeria - Hana Uta -

Album Release Date: 29th July 2009

Language: Japanese

Lyrics:

kono yume ga kono yume ga itsuka kanau toki ni wa boku no tonari ni kimi ga ite sou kimi ga ite

sotto hohoemi aetara ii na

maru de sore wa yakusoku sareta you na ichido kiri no kaze no deai hitasura ni suroomooshon na aoi sora ano hi kimi ni deai

boku wa shita wo muku kazu mo zuibun to heri mou hitori de egao wo sagasou to omowanaku natta

te wo tsunaida tte kokoro ga kyori wo toru koto mo aru kono sekai tonari ni itatte hateshinaku tooku kanjiru koto mo aru kono sekai wo itomo tayasuku kimi wa nurikaeta

kono yume ga kono yume ga itsuka kanau toki ni wa boku no tonari ni kimi ga ite sou kimi ga ite

sotto hohoemi aetara ii na

kimi no youki na hana uta ga boku no nichijou wo akaruku someru kono setsuna mo tsugitsugi to irozuku omoeba boku wa itsumo nanika wo dareka no sei ni shite ikite kita yo dareka no tame nanika shiyou to suru no de wa nakute

manten no hoshizora no shita de katariatta koto wo omoidasu yo chiisai kedo yume ga aru tte shizuka na sora ni chikai wo tateru you ni kimi wa boku ni uchiakete kureta

sono yume ga sono yume ga itsuka kanau toki ni wa kimi no tonari ni boku ga ite sou boku ga ite

sotto hohoemi aetara ii na

daisuki na uta o hamingu shinagara madobe ni kazatta kabin ni teinei ni mizu o ageteru ushirosugata wo itoshiku omoinagara boku wa kokoro ni tsuyoku chikatta yo

sono hitomi ni hakanage na mirai ga utsuru toki ni mo boku wa soba ni iru itsumademo sou itsumademo

dakara daijoubu sa soshite

kono uta ga kono uta ga itsuka

ryuukou no kage ni shiorete itte mo kamawanai kimi wa kawarazu kitto hana uta de kikasete kureru

kimi ga kono uta wo aishite kureru

Translation:

When this dream, this dream comes true someday

You’ll be there, yes, you’ll be there

Wouldn’t it be great to softly smile together?

It’s almost as if on that day I met you the sky moved in nothing but slow motion

It’s also felt like just one thing was promised when we met in the wind

The high number of times I looked down also fell

When I was alone, I began to think that I shouldn’t search for a smile

Even if our hands were connected, even if you were at my side in this world where our hearts seperate us

You simply repainted this world where endless far-off feelings exist

When this dream, this dream comes true someday

You’ll be there, yes, you’ll be there

Wouldn’t it be great to softly smile together?

If I think about it, even that moment where your flower song dyes my life changes colour everyday

I’ve always lived my life blaming something on others

And never trying to do something for anyone else

Under the whole starry sky, I remembered how we used to talk together about how our dreams were small but still existed

Like standing up an oath to the quiet sky, you were honest to me

When that dream, that dream comes true someday

I’ll be at your side, yes, I’ll be at your side

Wouldn’t it be great to softly smile together?

While humming my favourite song

And while thinking lovingly about you as you poured water into the decorated flower vase by the window

I made a strong oath to my heart

Even when a fleeting-like future is reflected in those eyes

I’ll be at your side, forever, yes, forever

So it’s okay, and…

Even if this song gets wilted in the shadow of fads

This song will surely someday make the indifferent you who hasn’t changed listen to it, in the form of a “flower song”

And surely, you will love this song.

I created this site, mainly to share the lulz and where i can release my anger and feelings.

Currently listening to Blue October's Calling You

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